I am the Hydra...

Fuck Off! Confess Your Sins. From the Dark Past.
The essence of abnormality, manifested in human form. Can be described as an egotistical cynic, bookworm, pornography enthusiast, Grammar Nazi, narcissist, Hopeless romantic & macabre deviant. Did I mention I'm a cat enthusiast and an avid craft beer enthusiast? (Be gone, Supermarket brands!)

Above and beyond this, I am also a father and will never place anything above my daughter. Music is the strongest form of expression in my opinion, and I accept most forms of this. Anything else, ask away....
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LMFAO!!! This is true.

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I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intentions of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they goddam mean it.


DAMN shit just got REAL!


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I’m going to hell anyway, so might as well laugh on the way there.

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Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.




OMG yessssssssss

Fucking tell me about it!

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